Cockberg.... Right ahead!
First off, this is not Photoshopped. Spotted off the coast of Antarctica, this iceberg is a naturally sculpted wonder. The UK Metro concluded it was another devastating, or beautiful, result of global warming.
"Climate change is turning icebergs into giant penises."
The Cockberg is clearly a sign the end is near. Nostradamus mentioned such phallic icebergs came right between his plague and after famine predictions, correct?
Inspired by the natural beauty of a penis of snow and ice? With all this snow laying around, now you can have your very own DaVinci-esque backyard penis. And yes, we have a video for that.
When you're done, send your artful photographs to firstname.lastname@example.org. We'll showcase the most creative Cockbergs and send you a free t shirt.